25 February 2007

Redneck Emails


Hello punters and puntettes. Here I was thinking that racism in modern Australian society was pretty much non existent. Boy... was I wrong. I was included as one of many recipients of the following email today:

FW:.........................
If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, TRY THIS:
Enter Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family. Demand bilingual nurses and doctors. Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.Procreate abundantly. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behaviour with,"It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand mate."Keep your Australian identity strong. Fly the your national flag from your roof top, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise.Demand classes on English and Australian culture in the Muslim school system.Demand a local country driver license. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq.Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.Insist that local country law enforcement teach English to all its officers.
Good luck! You'll soon be dead. Because it will never happen in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq or any other country in the world except right here in Australia. For we are run by soft, politically correct politicians who are too scared to "offend" anyone.
If you agree, pass it on.If you don't, feel free to go ahead and try the above in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq.

MY RESPONSE (TO ALL) IS AS FOLLOWS.
Offend???!!!!. Maaaate!..... if offend means not showing compassion to individuals that in most cases come to this country for help, then .... shit ... I need to check the dictionary.

My definition of offensive is people who (not you) write emails like this that to satisfy some need to group all Australians as insecure, racist, rednecks in order to give some kind of validity to there f*cked up intolerant argument about people who aren't the same as them.

Lots of love
W

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

right on! i got a similarly themed text message around the time of the anniversary of the cronulla riots and cursed the fact that there is no 'reply all' on text messaging.

Pens said...

Yes, well done Brown Dog. I am very proud...

Nai said...

Well done!
I used to get crap like that at work before I sent an email to all staff alerting them to the fact that I would throw a major wobbly if I ever received anything like it again. It went down surprisingly well, meaning that they stopped being frightened of me about a month later....

Dayngr said...

Obviously the orignator of that email has never been to the United States like say California, Texas or Florida.